Ian Willox - Ian Willoxhelmson (17) - £50 note, brothel/barn door
David - Davids (45) - The Sweaty Mexican
Stuart Greenhill - Stui Costa (24)-  The chunterer, Chuntmaster general
Toby Jackson - GudJackson (18-30)- Nevill Southhall but more broken
Alister - Mc Allister (21) - Relentless
Craig Beck - Allbeck (15) - Sturdy and Solllliiidddd!!
Adrian Neal - V. Nealstelrooy (9) - The General
Le Fox dans le Box - Cedzico - A solid number (4)
The night before a big game, Roneildinho (6)
El Capataino: Ljungerd, Gerdkamp, Deco....yeah whatever (7)
Borizolaaaaaaaaaaa (0) - Chucky
Simonone (23) - Shins made of iron
Boberto Carlos Santana (8) - Avvvv itttttttt!
Mad Macmanahusbands (2) - go go gadget legs!
Psycho (3) - Its only a flesh wound!
Millerdona (10) - The Beautiful Feet

Marbs/No Nonsense (42)  - "Andy's Ball!"